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Please Keep Ignoring The 49ers...

This doesn’t surprise the Faithful who follow the Niners. After last week’s NFL action, most of the pundits couldn’t stop talking about the Philadelphia Eagles or the New York Giants… Oh look at the Pittsburgh Steelers, Rex Ryan’s Jets… How ‘bout the New England Patriots and yeah, the Detroit Lions are back! The 49ers get nary a mention, and I suppose that’s just what Jim Harbaugh wants… to stay completely under the radar, to be an afterthought. That’s fine. But I heard a couple of sportscasters struggle through the 49er-Cleveland highlights.. and one guy says  “that’s Isaac SOPO-GO-AH…” You idiot… that’s Isaac SOPO-AGA. But what do you care? Way to do your homework.
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“Who’s Got It Better Than Us?”…

I love hearing Jim Harbaugh exhorting his team in the locker room, “Who’s got it better than us?”  And they yell back.. “Nooo-bodyyyy!”  The new 49ers head coach is driven, intense, competitive… and he’s as tough as nails.  But the genesis of this celebration goes back to his childhood.  I heard Jim tell the story in Andrea Kremer’s excellent piece on HBO’s Real Sports last summer.  It was his dad, the patriarch of the football family and long time college coach Jack Harbaugh who used to ask his young boys, John and Jim…”Who’s got it better than us?”  They would holler from the back seat… “Nooo-bodyyy!”  When Jack Harbaugh, now 72, speaks of how proud he is of his sons, there are tears in his eyes.  And I know he’s now watching these locker room exchanges, which were born in their tiny house a generation ago.   When he hears “Who’s got it better than us?”…  I can only imagine the pride that fills his heart. monica’sdad photo
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49ers.. On An Unlikely Roll…

After The Bee’s Vic Contreras pointed out that, for the 49ers, this season feels a little like 1981..  how can you not get excited?  30 years ago, the Niners had come off a 6-10 season… after missing the playoffs for the eighth consecutive time.  This year, the 49ers are coming off a 6-10 season… after missing the playoffs for, uh… the eighth consecutive time.  We all know what happened in 1981.  The Bill Walsh-led Cinderella team went all the way to the Super Bowl… and won it.  I know, it’s way too early to think about anything beyond the next game.  But no one expected Jim Harbaugh’s guys to be 5-1 at this point.  Most of the “experts” picked the Rams to win the West.  And no, we don’t have Joe Montana.  But 1981 was long before Jerry Rice.  Their running back that year was Lenvil Elliott… and the tight end was Charle Young.  They were underdogs to the very end.  That’s the way we like it.  So whatever happens….at least 49er football is fun again.  I know we didn’t say that very much last year. xoque photo
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La Russa.. “What Are You Doing Here?”…

The whole game was sort of bizarre… a series of botched moves, misplays and lack of clutch hitting.  At least on the part of the St. Louis Cardinals.  But what everybody’s talking about is Tony La Russa’s failure to bring in closer Jason Motte in a critical moment.  Was this actually because of a miscommunication between the dugout and the bullpen?   The wrong guy comes out to pitch?  I suppose that’s possible, but doesn’t that sound kinda fishy?  Dave Sheinin of the Washington Post thinks there’s something missing from the story, and he explains here. Maybe the manager is covering for somebody… maybe Motte wasn’t ready.   Perhaps we’ll never know.  But that’s a big loss for the Cards, and they’re up against it now.  The only thing weirder… would have been a call to the bullpen, and out trots…  Charlie Sheen. Keithallison photo
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Alex Smith.. At Last…

I just want good things to happen to this guy.  No, I didn’t expect him to return to the 49ers this season.  He’s been vilified, spit on, virtually tarred and feathered… and blamed for everything including the Lindbergh kidnapping.  To say his first six seasons were a little rocky is the understatement of the year.  But look what’s happened.  Sports Illustrated’s Jim Trotter says Alex is “reborn.”  With Jim Harbaugh on board… and with essentially the same roster as last year… the Niners are 5-1.  I thought if Alex Smith was just decent this year, it would be a confidence boost for him.  He’s been better than that.  And this humble kid (who’s the same age as Tim Lincecum), still gives credit to his teammates.  And his guys love him back.  The other day, Frank Gore said “Number 11’s coming!  You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”  If Alex keeps this up, he’ll be more than the Comeback Player of the Year… he’ll be Comeback Player of The Decade.  No, Alex Smith is not Joe Montana.  The good news is…. he doesn’t have to be.  In this week’s SI, Peter King suggests that Alex Smith vs. Aaron Rodgers in the NFC title game is not impossible.  Yes, this is the same Peter King who picked the Rams to win the West. monica’sdad photo
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Bryant Gumbel.. What Were You Thinking?

One of my favorite shows is Real Sports on HBO, which seems to pop up once a month.  Investigative pieces, player profiles, behind the scenes stories.. they’re always top notch, and well worth finding.  But this month’s commentary by Bryant Gumbel on the status of the NBA lockout is what’s drawing a lot of heat.  He made reference to NBA Commissioner David Stern as “a modern day plantation overseer.”  Yikes.  Are you kidding?  A slavery reference?  You obviously knew that would light a fire.  Well, if you just wanted to get Real Sports some attention… you certainly got your wish.  I don’t suppose this discussion will die down anytime soon.  Shaun Powell of ESPNNewYork.com writes, “You can disagree with his tactics and his strategy and his idea of what makes for a financially stable NBA.  But you can’t, under any circumstances, compare the most progressive commissioner in sports to a slave owner.” otterman56 photo
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The Handshake = The Season…

I know, you’ve heard about the overblown Harbaugh-Schwartz incident a hundred times this week.  But I realized that the Handshake and ensuing melee, which took all of about 12 seconds… is a microcosm of what the 49ers have done to most of their opponents this season.  They get under your skin, and there’s nothing you can do about it.  Getting beat by a bunch of no-names is so humiliating that afterward you chase them across the field and yell, “You ruined my day!”  They not only refuse to apologize.. they’re laughing all the way to the locker room. xoque photo
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Dan Wheldon.. 1978 – 2011

IndyCar racing star Dan Wheldon is gone, following one of the worst crashes in the history of the sport… at Las Vegas Motor Speedway.  He was a husband, a father… a champion and friend to many.  Along with millions, I love the sport of auto racing.  Of course, there’s risk and danger.  And some will say that any race track is an accident waiting to happen.  But there have been serious doubts about the safety of the steeply banked Las Vegas layout for years.. that it’s too fast, too dangerous.  When someone as experienced as Dario Franchitti says, “IndyCars shouldn’t be racing here”..  someone should listen. macahanC6R photo
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Boston Cleans House…

Wait… didn’t Terry Francona and GM Theo Epstein help the Boston Red Sox win two World Series after they hadn’t sniffed a Championship in a hundred years?  Oh well, anyone can have a good decade.  Rick Adelman was there for the Kings’ best years.  Let’s run him out.  Steve Mariucci?  The last guy to take the 49ers to a playoff win.  We’re making some changes.  Bill Neukom?  Ten months after The Parade down Market Street… who does he think he is?  I know, you raise the bar so high… expectations change.  Everybody gets hypercritical.  Fans, sportswriters, the big wigs.  Even Christopher Columbus, after opening the door to the New World… was shackled and sent to prison.  I guess the more things change, the more they stay the same. keithallison photo
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Thuuhhhh Yankees Wiiinnnnn!.. Oh Wait…

Yeah, the three highest payrolls in baseball are done.. finished for the season.  And though Alex Rodriguez took it like a man, to see the highest paid guy in the universe make the final out somehow felt righteous to the Yankee Haters. And the Red Sox collapse? Please.  Well, Terry Francona must’ve gotten stupid.  You won’t have him to kick around anymore.  Oh, and the Phillies? I get the impression they’re still bitter that the San Francisco Giants embarrassed them last year.  The Giants had to have been a fluke, as if they stole their rightful crown.  So this year would be different… Philadelphia put together the best starting staff in baseball.  All that got you is a seat on the sidelines.  How do you like the view?  Now it’s down to the Tigers, Rangers, Brewers and Cardinals.  To be World Champions, just about everything has to go right in October.  For only one of them, everything will. gaspa photo
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Dream Team Experiences.. A Nightmare…

Oh the 49ers didn’t do much.  They only came from 20 down midway through the third quarter to upset the Philadelphia Eagles on the road… and are now an unlikely 3-1.  Yeah the Eagles, known as The Dream Team, amassed a staggering 500 yards on offense… and Michael Vick is as dangerous as advertised.  So how in the world did this happen?  That’s what Philly coach Andy Reid is wondering.  His tight-lipped post game comments were priceless… he was STEAMING.  Did the Eagles aid in their embarrassment?  Of course… two field goals missed and a couple of big fumbles.  But the 49ers took advantage… and with every first down, every completed pass, every dive into the end zone…. their confidence grows.  And it looks like DeSean Jackson likes to trash talk before the game's over.  You know what that makes you?  1-3.  Hilarious. xoque photo
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Moneyball Is.. Money…

I was wrong about Moneyball. I thought it unlikely that anyone who’s not a baseball fan would be very interested in stats, on-base percentage and the Oakland A's.  But sure enough, it’s scoring big box office numbers… and as baseball movies go, it’s got plenty of mainstream appeal. But Moneyball is not just about baseball is it?  It’s for anybody who’s ever dreamed of taking on the big guys, of challenging the way things are…  and it’s about believing in yourself.  I loved this movie.  Finding undervalued players is at the core of the story.  And I was wondering if there’s a sabermetrics for offensive linemen?  I mean the 49ers could use some help there… kei! photo
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Red Sox Nation.. Seeing Red…

And I thought the Giants Faithful were a little down.  They’re downright giddy compared to what Boston Red Sox fans must be feeling today.  What happened last night, the culmination of a horrendous free fall… was cruelty personified.  They went into September with a nine game lead.. and squandered it away.  No matter how you try and explain it… injuries, weariness, bad karma, the moon not in alignment… you can’t go 7-20 down the stretch and expect a parade.  And the Atlanta Braves, who had a ten game lead over the Cardinals in late August… couldn’t gather any momentum, and lost their final five games.  Goodnight.  The offseason can be long, cold stretch.  It’s especially lonely when you can’t help but feel.. that you choked. keithallison photo
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Was That The “Deke” Of The Year?

My reaction was…”Wait a minute… what just happened there?”  Late in the Bears-Packers game, the Chicago Bears nearly  pulled off one of the great misdirection plays in the history of televised football.  The Pack, with a comfortable lead, punted to Chicago.  Then, things got more than a little weird.  Devin Hester, the most dangerous return man in football, pretended to drift under the ball… and so did his teammates.  The Packers headed straight for him.  But the ball actually came down on the other side of the field, where it was caught by Johnny Knox, who streaked down the right sideline for a touchdown… or so we thought.  A holding call negated what will be remembered as one of the coolest trick plays in the NFL archives.  Actually, Joe Buck didn’t get too excited about it… I kind of wish Al Michaels had the call. monica’sdad photo
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Put Us Out Of Our Misery…

Of course it’s a dagger in the heart of the ever loyal Giants fans, who’ve grinded out every at-bat, every heartbreaking loss.  But come on, it’s been damned entertaining.  With the absolutely woeful, impotent offense… these guys should have finished in the cellar.  Only the pitching has kept them in contention for this long.  I mean, it seems like they’ve lost 100 games 2-1 or 1-0…. It happened over and over again.  I know, if Tim Lincecum had been with the Yankees, he’d be 21-6.  Same with Matt Cain. We get it.  But it’s a tough game, and there’s a fine line between an empty stadium and a packed house.  You played your asses off, and it didn’t work out.  So hold your heads high.  All in all, it’s been quite a ride.  Can’t wait for spring training. auntijuli photo
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Wait.. You Can’t Put Jesus In Jail…

In a story that has rocked the poker community, the US Justice Department has accused principals of Full Tilt Poker... of defrauding thousands of online poker players out of more than $300 million that is still owed to them.  This isn’t some nickel and dime website… it’s been one of the best known, heavily promoted sites out there.   A US attorney said “Full Tilt was not a legitimate poker company, but a global Ponzi scheme.” And those named in the civil suit include Howard Lederer and Chris “Jesus” Ferguson.  Yikes.  Those who follow the game will tell you that these two don’t exactly fit the profile of “sleazy crooks.”  They’re two of the best known players in the world, whose reputations were impeccable.  Until now.  In any case, this doesn’t look good… and I’m anxious to see how this all shakes out.  All I know is… you just can’t put a guy named “Jesus” behind bars. ralphunden photo
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Winning.. Can Be A Problem…

I agree with Monty Poole of the San Jose Mercury News.. who’s recent story suggests that success can be hazardous to your career.  Yeah, prosperity can be costly.  The Golden State Warriors had gone years without sniffing the playoffs.  Then, not long after upsetting top seed Dallas one year, GM Chris Mullin was gone.  The last time the 49ers won the NFC West, they actually made it to the second round of the playoffs.  Not good enough… Steve Mariucci was fired.  Rick Adelman had a marvelous run with the Sacramento Kings, and he was then run out of town.  The Giants took it to Game Seven of the 2002 World Series.  What happened to the manager, Dusty Baker?  Oh, gone.  And now, not even a year removed from the uncontrolled euphoria down Market Street, the World Series Champions’ top guy, Bill Neukom, has been escorted out of the building.  So there it is.  Give it all you’ve got… play your heart out… then watch your back. MarianneO’Leary photo
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Panda-monium…

As the Giants’ season comes to an end, those of us who’ve lived and died with every pitch know the highs and lows of trying to do the near impossible… repeat as World Series Champions.  But they sure have been fun to watch.  There are new kids coming into their own.. Brett Pill, Brandon Belt, Brandon Crawford and Madison Bumgarner.  And Ryan Vogelsong has been the feel-good story of the year.  But I don’t think I’ve seen anyone play the game with more joy, more enthusiasm than the Panda.  Pablo Sandoval. He looks like he embraces every moment of every inning with a free-spirited, unapologetic love of the game, and it infuses those around him with the same spirit.  The other night, I saw his reaction when a teammate hit a home run.  With legs that must be bone-weary, the Panda jumped so high, his head hit the top of the dugout.  Watching Panda.. has been a joy.  Now, Brandon Belt?  He’s kinda dour. SDDirk photo
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Niners-Cowboys.. Let’s Get Real…

Of course the 49ers and the Dallas Cowboys have a long history… and plenty of pundits can’t stop bringing that up.  Oh, the “Rivalry”… Oh, it’s “The Catch”… Oh, it’s Bill Walsh and Tom Landry…I know every blogger, tweeter and self-described expert has to fill up time and space.  What does it all mean for Sunday?  It doesn’t mean squat.  This is about 2011, and I’ll go out on the limb and say Jim Harbaugh is living in the moment.  He doesn’t care what Michael Irvin or Troy Aikman thinks.  He’s game planning for Tony Romo, Dez Bryant and holy smokes… what are we gonna do about DeMarcus Ware?    Yes, this is an important game for Mr. Harbaugh and the Niners, who started last year 0-5.  So all the blowhard talk can be distilled into one sentence:  “If the underdog 49ers can find a way to eke out an unlikely win over the Cowboys, they’ll be 2-0 with momentum on their side.”  What’s your deal? Cliff1066 photo
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The Scoop…

With so many beat writers following the San Francisco Giants, there’s naturally a lot of overlapping coverage.  That’s fine with us fans, who want to hear, see and read every morsel of every little detail about the Orange and Black.  But when it all hit the fan yesterday, only one guy, Mark Purdy of the San Jose Mercury News, broke the stunning story. Mark’s homework obviously paid off, and he had the scoop of the year….that Giants’ managing general partner and chief executive officer Bill Neukom was out as head honcho, after a fallout with the Executive Committee of the Giants’ ownership group.  Derek Moore and I were talking about the fact that anyone can be a blogger… anyone can tweet whatever they want.  But this is old school journalism… a lot of digging, prodding, protecting sources and sifting through what’s fact and what isn’t.  Nice work, Mark.  By the way, the company line is that this is a “retirement.”  Hilarious. btwashburn photo
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Belichick: A Football Life…

I think the creativity and vision of those at the helm of NFL Films have been, in no small measure, responsible for the skyrocketing popularity of NFL Football in America.  The emotion of Vince Lombardi on the sideline, the booming voice of John Facenda announcing the arrival of the Oakland Raiders, that spiral from Montana to Clark… these moments lovingly captured on film have made a great game even greater.  So when I found out that the producers at NFL Films are behind a new series, A Football Life… well, I wanted you to know about it.  Their first subject is Patriots coach Bill Belichick, the only coach ever wired for sound for an entire NFL season.  By the way, of all the coaches who could have agreed to this kind of access, the last one I would expect would be Mr. Belichick.  Isn’t he the guy under the hoodie who never answers questions?  I mean he makes Jim Harbaugh look like a chatterbox.  So here it comes…  Part I of Bill Belichick:  A Football Life premieres exclusively on the NFL Network tomorrow. keithallison photo
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Harbaugh.. The Phil Ivey Of The NFL…

The thing that drives the media horde crazy about 49ers Head Coach Jim Harbaugh is what I love the most.  He just doesn’t answer their questions with much… well, with much substance.  He’s vague, elusive, snarky and not very forthcoming.  And the dumber the questions get, the less he says.  Hilarious.   I guess people expect him to explain his thought process about the offense, defense, special teams… play calling and what he’ll have for dinner.  His attitude seems to be “I’ll just keep that to myself, thank you.”  Jim Harbaugh reminds me of the best poker players I’ve seen… like Tom Dwan, Patrik Antonius and Phil Ivey. They say nothing, show nothing,  reveal even less.… then stack you off.  Will this be a fun season?  I’ll just keep that to myself… ralphunden photo
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The Hug…

Alex Smith.. a resurrection?  Too early to tell.  But this was huge for him… seven years of underachieving, and now he wins?  Sure he was only 15 for 20, but what was more significant was what DIDN’T happen:  He didn’t fumble, throw an interception, get sacked…. or run out of time getting a play call in.   It’s only one game, but The Jim Harbaugh Era has begun.. and this means way more than just beating the Seahawks.  Things have changed, and here’s how I know…  It was The Hug. When Alex came to the bench following his touchdown plunge, the coach hugged his quarterback as if he’d just won Dancing With The Stars.  I thought he was gonna French Kiss him.  That moment told me this team has moved on… from the darkness of Singletary-Nolan-Erickson to something resembling hope.  Yeah, Dallas is coming in and we could lose to the Cowboys 45-3… so what?  For the moment, the 49ers are tied for first place.  And after what we’ve seen the last few years, isn't that worth a hug? monica’sdad photo
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I’m Ready For Fantasy Football.. Oh Wait…

I suddenly felt like jumping into a Fantasy Football League… then I caught myself.  What am I thinking?  I don’t do Fantasy Football.  Oh, I know it’s taken the country by storm…  there are even a dozen sports shows devoting precious airtime to fake roster spots.  I get it.  And all of my friends are ready to roll.  Brian, Derek, Chris and Lizann are obsessed….up to their necks in draft picks, trades and speculation.  They’re wondering when I’ll join the rest of civilization and finally take the plunge.  Being an “imaginary” General Manager/Head Coach?  I don’t think so… I have enough trouble with real life.  And as the All-Pro is carted off the field with a career-threatening injury, you know what the guy on the couch is saying?   “That better not be my tight end!” gongus photo
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Take A Pill.. And Call Me In The Morning…

As the pennant chase takes a dark turn for the Giants, there’s a bright light on the horizon… or at least we hope there is.  And hope is a precious commodity now.  Giants minor league prospect Brett Pill, who will turn 27 tomorrow, finally made his Major League debut on Tuesday and hit the first pitch he swung at off the second deck of the Western Metal Supply Company.  Before Duane Kuiper got to “High Drive..” it was gone.  Then yesterday, ho hum…. he another home run. And he’s been in the bigs two days.  A lot of fans are wondering why he wasn’t brought up sooner….  he’s actually older than Matt Cain, Panda, Brandon Belt and of course Madison Bumgarner.  Guess he was biding his time.  It remains to be seen if a nickname will stick… “Pill The Thrill,” “The Pill-ager,” “Brett The Threat,”…..Well, if you keep hittin’, who cares? randychiu photo
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The Day It Ended…

Sunday was a Ryan Vogelsong gem.. maybe his finest performance of the year.  In front of a packed house (as every home game is), the series clincher with the D-backs was a microcosm of the season of 2011.  A Giants pitcher puts it on the line and gets absolutely no support when he needs it most.  When you’re last in just about every offensive category, what do you expect?  Pathetic, heartbreaking… and hard to watch.  So what now?  Well, suck it up… give the youngsters some experience, play your ass off and hold your head high.  It’s been a hell of a run. auntijuli photo
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Thank You Sports Illustrated…

For predicting the 49ers will finish in the cellar of the Tough-As-Nails NFC West.  This all takes me back to last year.  The Niners had actually won all of their exhibition games.. and players, media and fans were pretty jacked up.  I recall several “experts” picking the 49ers to do well… maybe even winning the division.  We all know how that turned out.  The predictable offense, botched time outs, porous secondary…. “I’ve got to look at the film..”  Make no mistake, grizzled Niner fans aren’t expecting miracles.  This will be a long road to respectability.  But maybe the Jim Harbaugh-led roster has found some hope, some new life after last night’s inspired play. And he won’t have to “look at the film.” monica’sdad photo
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The Shakeup…

Though people have been grumbling about Aaron Rowand and Miguel Tejada for weeks (or months), it was still a bombshell when they were shown the door yesterday.  Check out Andrew Baggarly’s excellent piece here…. And Mark Purdy’s here. The moment the story hit, the change in body language was palpable… the bounce in the step was back.  And I’m talking about the fans.  The players?  Well, they went out and won a game.. and actually looked like they were having fun.  To say Rowand has not performed is the understatement of the year, and you get the impression he wasn’t exactly a breath of fresh air in the clubhouse.  As for Tejada, Bruce Jenkins said “He hung himself the other day when he said, glumly, ‘I just work here’….  explaining why he didn’t run hard to first base when asked to bunt… but that’s the attitude of a quitter.”  Some managers would have cut him right there.  Matter of fact, the moment after Miggie completes his slow trot to first base,  I envision a golf cart arriving with all his bags packed.  It picks him up….whisks him down the line and through a gate in the right field fence.  Goodbye and Good Luck. sddirk photo
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Harbaugh-Speak…

Niner fans are understandably anxious about tomorrow.  We don’t know what we’re going to get.  What started out as unbridled optimism turned south pretty quickly, especially after last week’s embarrassing debacle against Houston.  Of course, it’s only preseason but a bad night is a bad night.  Even Head Coach Jim Harbaugh seemed at a loss for words.  I enjoyed the Barry Tompkins piece on what Jim really means.  JH Answer:  “We’re in training camp mode.”  What JH really means:  “Right now, we suck.”  Matter of fact, this is kind of a pattern these days… and I don’t blame him.  When he says “I have a lot of respect for Taylor Mays”..  I think he means “I’m glad he’s not in our secondary.”  “Their offense will be a challenge..” is code for… “I hope they don’t drop 60 on us.”  How about Colin Kaepernick?  “I just want to get better every day.”  Which means  “I’m so confused I can’t even think straight.”  And when the coach says “I don’t want to single anyone out.”  I think he means “What was Joe Staley doing while they were running by him… taking pictures?” monica’sdad photo
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Witness To A Meltdown…

Don’t blame Tim Lincecum for those gopher balls he served up.  Here’s my take on the situation… The Giants have had a first class pitching staff, and a last place offense.  Sooner or later, the bottom drags down the top.  You just can’t ask a pitcher to throw a shutout every single game.  Giving up one run is fine… but when it gets to two, the roof caves in. He’s thinking “Oh no… we’re sunk now..”  You can see it in the body language.  It’s happened to Timmy, to Cain, to Vogelsong and to Mad Bum.  The shocking thing is they haven’t snapped… thrown tantrums, taken hostages.  And Shawn Estes says “Well, you can’t think that way.”  Guess what Sherlock, they’re all thinking that way, ‘cuz they’re human.  I’d bet the Huntington Beach Little Leaguers could take two out of three from the Giants.  I wish I was kidding… sddirk photo
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Desperate Measures…

Ask any Giants fan…. These are desperate times. After last night’s embarrassing loss to the lowly Houston Astros (again), you get the feeling Bruce Bochy’s gonna blow his top.  And with that size 8 ¼ noggin, that could do a lot more damage than that little 5.8 quake the other day.  Yeah, former minor league journeyman Henry Sosa was pitching on three days rest, and the Giants hitters turned Henry into Bob Gibson.  It was like watching the Hindenburg in slow motion… you know what’s about to happen, and you can’t stop it.  So what do you do, bench some guys?  It’s slim pickings there.   They’ve got more guys that are bedridden than a hospital ship.  How ‘bout the young dudes?  If you’re gonna fail, I’d rather lose with Brandon Crawford, Brett Pill, Gary Brown, Darren Ford and Eric Surkamp.  How could they be worse than your current killer lineup?  Oh by the way…  before last night, Houston had lost 25 of 30 games on the road.  Did I say it was hard to watch? misschatter photo
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The Silence Of The Lambs…

If it wasn’t so painful,  it’d be laughable.  Where’s Carlos Beltran?  Brian Wilson?  How about Andres Torres, Sergio Romo?  Is Miguel Tejada a double play waiting to happen or am I just being a cruel pessimist?  This is crunch time, and the Giants are playing their worst baseball of the year.  When the Pirates had a Ten Game Losing Streak…  the Giants were just what the doctor ordered.  Florida had lost 7 in a row…  hey, bring on the Giants.  You get the picture.  And Houston, who’ve already lost nearly 100 games… slapped the Giants around all week.  Had Panda not gone deep yesterday, I’m telling you, Bruce Bochy was on the verge of taking hostages and barricading a convenience store.  And stop saying the Giants are set to play some losing teams.  I promise you, they’re all lickin’ their chops to get at the World Champs.  I know we’ve got more than a month to go.  But with apologies to Yogi Berra…. It’s getting’ late early. auntijuli photo
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Giants Tie Phillies.. Of 1914…

In the midst of this feeble stretch of excruciating Giants losses, they actually tied a home run record. Well, it’s not one you’d want to brag about.  When Pablo Sandoval cranked one out yesterday, it was the 19th consecutive SOLO home run the club has hit.  Way to get on base.  No Major League team has had that many solo shots in a row…  since the Philadelphia Phillies of 1914.  Their star pitcher that year was Grover Cleveland Alexander. As a matter of fact, if the Hall of Famer were still around, he could have entered the game for Jonathan Sanchez.  Although he’d be 124 years old, I still think Mr. Alexander would have had better command of the strike zone. pvsbond photo
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Facing Tim Lincecum?… How Fun…

I’m not sure if this would be the ultimate honor or the ultimate humiliation.  Giants ace Tim Lincecum is challenging fans to a video competition in which they are asked to duplicate his unorthodox delivery on video… for an opportunity to hit against him at spring training next year.  Oh yeah, stepping in against the two-time Cy Young Award winner with the 94 mph fastball?  That should be tons of fun.  Entries are open through September 16.  Go to facebook.com/timlincecum. Actually, I’m hoping for a contest in which you can try and strike out Aaron Rowand. You might get more entries for that. sddirk photo
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Bruce Bochy.. Snuffed Out…

Just a pinch between your cheek and gums… Yes, this little endeavor of sucking on smokeless tobacco is all too pervasive in the field and in the dugouts of Major League Baseball.  And I think we all know that it’s a nasty, poisonous habit…. and that nothing good will come of it.  Janie McCaule of AP has a great story about Giants skipper Bruce Bochy, who’d been “dipping” for nearly 40 years…. and has quit with the help of hypnotherapist Dr. AlVera Paxon.  She also helped bullpen catcher Billy Hayes and long time equipment manager Mike Murphy kick the dip.  Amazing… congratulations.  Derek Moore tells me that Dr. Paxon’s next project is Barry Zito… in an effort to help him give up baseball… qnr photo
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Caddie Wins Bridgestone.. Oh Wait…

As far as I could tell, he didn’t hit a single drive, nail an approach shot or sink any putts.  But the unquestioned media darling coming off the green at Bridgestone was Stevie Williams. I know you’re the world’s greatest caddie… I get it.  Yes, you wanted everyone to know how badly Tiger treated you.. Okay.  But when the media horde surrounded you, I was hoping that you’d try and squeeze in the fact that this was Adam Scott’s day… that he played really well and beat a terrific field.  That didn’t happen.  It was all about ME.  MY vindication, MY tournament win.  I was actually embarrassed.  The irony is… had you shown a little humility, I think your status as “caddie-hero” would have been even more enhanced.  So much for the Three Caddie Rules:   Wake up; Keep up; and Shut Up. thegordons photo
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The Barry Zito Saga…

Wealthy beyond most people’s dreams, he’s been humiliated, vilified and blamed for every major disaster including the Lindbergh kidnapping.  Okay, it hasn’t been easy.  Barry Zito’s never whined, cursed the media or played the diva.  But it’s becoming increasingly clear that highest paid guy on your team can’t get anybody out.  This just in… that’s hard to do with a belt high change-up or an 82 mph fastball.  He’s not a criminal.  He’s just not getting it done on the mound.  No matter how much money you have, that’s tough to swallow.  If I’m Bruce Bochy, I’d invent an injury and put you on the DL until September comes.  Oh wait… I guess that already happened. slgckgc photo
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Phillies Sweep Giants.. Oh Wait...

You could just feel it…  This was the payback series for the Phillies fans.  How could the Left Coast Misfits steal the thunder from the vaunted Phils last year?  The Giants got lucky, they got all the breaks, they got hot at just the right time…they’re a fluke, and on and on and on.   But not this time, not in the Phillies ballpark.  The Phils pitching is the best in the bigs… their bats will maul you, and they haven’t lost two games in a row at home since April 19.  They’re the big dogs… and they know it.  But things got real quiet yesterday, as sick little Tim Lincecum and the Giants bullpen shut down Ryan Howard, Chase Utley and Shane Victorino on the way to taking two of three.  Talk about putting a damper on the festivities…  kind of like that shower in the late innings.  Obviously I still think the Philadelphia Phillies are the team to beat, but on this day… the silence was deafening.  Oh, did I mention… the Phillies hadn’t lost two in a row at home since April 19th? hjwest photo
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Giants Land The Biggest Fish…

The speculation was mind boggling.  Oh, it’ll never be Beltran… It’ll be Cuddyer… no BJ Upton… no Hunter Pence…And when the tweets were coming in yesterday, they literally were changing by the moment.  The Giants are giving up Gary Brown… no, it’s Brown, Jonathan Sanchez and Zack Wheeler.  No, they’re giving up 4 blocks of Chinatown and Lombard Street… But it’s over.  Six time All Star Carlos Beltran will be in the lineup today as a San Francisco Giant.  I can’t wait until he returns to AT & T Park.  Jeff Keppinger got a standing ovation when he came out of the dugout for the first time.  Keppinger!  When Beltran strides to the plate… there could be a police escort, fly-over… and a parade.  Does this guarantee that the offense will improve?  No.  But I like our chances. keithallison photo
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The Harbaugh Era.. It’s On…

I know, it's been hard to watch the sinking ship known as the 49ers these past few seasons.  Nolan’s awful… Singletary’s a disaster… how can you bring Alex Smith back!  You’ve heard it all.  And now, Takeo Spikes is shown the door… and say goodbye to center David Baas.  The dominos are beginning to fall as summer camp finally gets rolling, and more are falling by the minute.  Is there a lot of room for improvement?  Of course..  and this is a monstrous work in progress.  But in my view, the wild card is Jim Harbaugh. The new coach is just nutty enough… passionate, wound-up and committed to a fault to make a difference in these underachievers.  The 49ers won all of 6 games last year.  But 7 games won the division.   SEVEN!  So who’s playbook do you want out there, Harbaugh’s… or Singletary’s?  I rest my case. monica’s dad photo
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The President Makes Time…

While this visit was under the radar for the rest of the country, I think the Giants Faithful were thrilled that the President of the United States made time to honor the World Champion San Francisco Giants.  Sure, this has been a yearly tradition since President Reagan’s time in the White House, but these were The Misfits… and it was great to see the SFGiants video of the ceremony.  Within an hour, the President would prepare to address the nation.  With critical economic troubles looming, it’s hard to imagine one human being having this much on his plate.  Bill Neukom has got to be thinking….”Wow, I can sure relate to the debt crisis… I mean we’ve got Barry Zito….” dcjohn photo
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Home Of The Brave.. Jackie Greene…

Okay, so Clayton Kershaw is untouchable.  What else is new?  The Giants lost a heartbreaker (again) yesterday to the mean old Dodgers, so naturally the Faithful were a little down.  But, except for one mistake… Tim Lincecum threw a gem, the home crowd gave a rousing welcome to new arrival Jeff Keppinger,  and Sergio Romo had the shut down performance of the year.  And a lot of fans are still buzzing about The Star Spangled Banner, played by local favorite Jackie Greene. I’ll tell you, it was terrific.  I haven’t seen any video of yesterday’s performance, but I did find his National Anthem from last summer.  Enjoy it here. humboldthead photo
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Poker’s November Nine…

What idiot stays up until 3am trying to find out who ultimately makes Poker’s November Nine? Oh, that would be me.  Couldn’t it wait until the next day?  I guess so, but in poker, you have to live in the moment.  The World Series of Poker’s Main Event is now set…. After 8 grueling days of play, a field that began with 6,865 players has been pared down to just nine.  Gary Wise of ESPN.com has an excellent piece on those remaining (representing seven countries) who have a shot at poker immortality…. and the top prize of $8.7 Million.  That’s a lot of glue.  You could win The Masters, The Kentucky Derby and the Daytona 500 in the same year… and not have 8.7 million.  And poker’s ultimate showdown won’t happen until November, so I can finally get some sleep. larrykang photo
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Giants On A Roll…

The Faithful got through the All Star Break… and you’ve got to admit, we’re feeling pretty good.  Ryan Vogelsong was introduced as an All Star (unthinkable in the spring), Panda ripped a solid double to drive in a run, Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain got to rest…. and The Beard slammed the door.  Props to Bruce Bochy for runnin’ the show his way.  Oh, and the Giants, even with their impotent offense….. still lead the NL West.  And if you need a little more excitement, don’t forget tonight’s premiere episode of the Giants docudrama “The Franchise”… on SHOWTIME.  Get an inside look at some of the young season’s highs…. and lows, including one of the most talked about incidents of the year, the devastating injury to Buster Posey.
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Now I Have To Watch The All Star Game…

I guess the Major League All Star Game doesn’t carry the same weight as it did in the days of Henry Aaron, Mickey Mantle, Roberto Clemente and Willie Mays.  Some guys just don’t seem to want to play.  They need the rest instead.  I understand.  But this time, I’m gonna see FIVE Giants introduced, along with Giants skipper Bruce Bochy and his staff.  While it’s great to see Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum and Brian Wilson make the roster, last minute addition Pablo Sandoval has really got to be in seventh heaven.  The kid nearly ate himself out of a job last season, and rode the bench a lot during that memorable post season run to the Championship.  But I think the best story is Ryan Vogelsong, the washed up big leaguer who was cut, toiled in mediocrity in the Japanese League… and was a walk-on in spring training.  I imagine Giants fans will have goose bumps when he’s introduced tomorrow night.  Ryan Vogelsong is an All Star. sddirk photo
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Giants Exceed Quota.. Face Sanctions…

The Giants scored 19 runs yesterday in their doubleheader sweep of the struggling Cubs while pumping out 30 hits.  That sounds like a cruel joke… or a misprint.  That’s more production than they had during their entire homestand.  I mean, aren’t these the guys who go 0 for 40 with runners in scoring position?  Who can’t produce a sacrifice fly if their lives depended on it?  Who force their pitchers to throw shutout ball for 8 innings… then hope for a bases loaded balk?  Obviously, the World Champions have exceeded their allotment of runs and hits, and may face sanctions from Major League Baseball.  So don't look for them to score more than one run a game through at least Labor Day.  In other words, we’ll be back to normal.
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Is .250 The New .300?

Has it really been that long ago that the big hitters hit like men?  I mean didn’t guys in the heart of the lineup have averages like  .317 or .331?  Tappers who were struggling to hit .245 rode the pine or were farmed out to the minors.  Of course I’m probably overreacting because the Giants are so anemic in this critical area.  I know, they’re near the bottom in average, runs scored, runs batted in…. and are nearly impotent with runners in scoring position.  And they’re battling for first place in the division?  Hilarious.  If they didn’t have decent pitching, they’d be six games behind the Padres, who are now in last place.  I don’t have an explanation for this, but I’ve gotta believe that .250 is the new .300.  The Giants actually have starters who are hitting around .200… and worse.  If they could acquire someone who could hit .255, he’d be called a “slugger,” and he’d bat in the four hole.   How about .275?  That’s Hall of Fame material.  I kind of miss Jim Ray Hart… jessyeannephoto
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Why The D-Backs Don’t Deserve To Contend…

Kirk Gibson has the Arizona Diamondbacks playing well, and it looks like they’ll be a force in the NL West all year.  They come at you with solid pitching, speed and plenty of bats up and down that line up.  But there was a moment that gave it away.  A moment that screamed “We’re Not Worthy.”  The other night, Miguel Montero hit a monster blast off of Matt Cain… a three run homer that cut a 5-1 deficit to 5-4 in one loud instant.  Fans in the half-filled stadium cheered… then when Montero crossed home plate, everybody sat down and got quiet.  I couldn’t believe it.  Had Pat Burrell jacked one out in similar fashion at sold-out AT & T Park, the place would have levitated.  It would have been so loud, you couldn’t hear yourself think.  But not in Arizona.  You’re playing the World Champions for the NL lead… and half of beautiful Chase Field is empty?  What’s wrong.. is it too hot?  That’s no excuse… this is the Big Leagues.  And you’ve got air conditioning.  Oh, it’s a retirement community?  That explains it.  I guess the “early bird buffet” can really put a damper on attendance.  I can’t say as I blame you there. ken lund photo
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Miami Party Canceled…

Jason Whitlock of Fox Sports just called LeBron James “a laughingstock, a late-night punch line.  He’s Charlie Brown.”  Oh man, this is gonna be good.  I have to admit, I kind of enjoyed seeing the Miami arrogance get busted.  And we’ve all seen LeBron promise “Not One, Not Two, Not Three Championships etc.”…   Well, for the moment you’re right.  It’s Not One Championship…. it’s ZERO.  And it’s not all LeBron’s fault, though many will call him a choker.  Dallas simply rose to the occasion… because that’s what good teams do in the NBA Finals.  Yeah, the Heat may get their seven Championships one day…. but for now, the parade’s in Dallas. keithallison photo
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Miami In Four.. Oh Wait…

Sometimes things don’t go the way they’re supposed to.  Just about every NBA ‘”expert” has been babbling on for weeks about how the Miami Heat will crush anyone in their path to the Championship.  Yeah, you’re right… they’re too good.  Come on, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are getting fitted for rings now.  The Mavs are losers.. and always have been, and so on and so forth.  But things are getting a little tense in Miami, aren’t they?  Dallas, with Dirk-somebody has taken a 3-2 lead. That’s an outrage.  Well, it won’t be The Heat in 4, 5, or 6 anymore, will it?  Guess they’ll have to settle for winning it all in Seven.  That’s why they play the game. rmtip21 photo
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A Run On The Ridge…

I’ve got to hand it to the golfers.  Of course they love to play the great courses… and boy, do they do their homework.  The Ridge, the spectacular layout in the hills of Auburn, has made its debut in SacPerks. Originally a one-day deal, this stellar offer has been extended… for a little while, so you’d better jump on it.  Acquire a $50 certificate for The Ridge, good for golf, gear or grub… for $25 now.  Having enjoyed the pristine course, the pro shop and the wonderful hospitality in the bar and restaurant, I can tell you this is the deal of the summer…. assuming we ever get a summer.  Go out and enjoy yourself… and thanks for checking out SacPerks. danperry.com photo
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Make Your Catcher Proud…

The furious, dramatic rally the Giants pulled off to tie the game seemed like an afterthought.  The soul of their team, young Buster Posey, was writhing in pain after a devastating collision at the plate.  The sellout crowd fell silent, as if a black cloud had descended on the park…as if Buster was the only thing that mattered…. because he was.  As someone in the clubhouse was heard to say..”It’s way serious.”  There’s no denying it… Buster Posey won’t be catching for the Giants any time soon.  So what now?  Do you kiss off the rest of the season?  Only losers do that.  It’s time for the players… and the fans… to suck it up.  Panda will return soon… maybe he continues to pound the ball.  Brandon Belt has to contribute, just as Buster did exactly a year ago as an unproven rookie.  Better at-bats… clutch hitting… keep the line moving.  No time to hang your heads.  Rededicate yourself.   Win this for your catcher…. the soul of your team. sddirk photo
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Warriors Bring In “The Logo…”

So the Warriors have brought in a guy.  Not just any guy.  They’ve secured the services of Hall of Famer Jerry West, who’ll now join their executive board.  Yeah, there’s a reason Jerry West is the model for the NBA logo..  he’s a badass.  I know he’s had a long career as an exec, but in ancient times, oh he could play.  I was shocked that his bio lists him as 6’ 2”… because he was a giant on the court.   When he starred with the Lakers, I once saw him cross half court, take a dribble and hit nothing but net.  Then he did it again.  In those days, there was no three-point line… and I wonder how many points he would have accumulated had there been one.  So Jerry West is a Warrior.  Sounds weird.  They’ll get used to it. robpoetsch photo
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Too Many Heart Stoppers…

Every team has the talent to come from behind and steal a win.  But come on… The Giants have been doing it practically every night.  Nate Schierholtz, Darren Ford, Manny Burriss, Cody Ross, Aubrey Huff… coming through when all hope seems to be lost.  And speaking of talent, let’s face it…..it’s not like the Giants are stacked with an All-Star caliber lineup.  Maybe that’s why so few “experts” pick this team to even make the playoffs.  They’re still being underestimated… and that’s why we love ‘em.  The Misfits are back.  Oh, and to that person who’s inventing a revolutionary catcher’s helmet…  please roll one out for Buster. harmonyrae photo
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Nate Is Money…

Nate Schierholtz showed off his rifle arm the other night by throwing out a guy at second, but last night’s game-ending catch against the Dodgers was unreal… maybe the defensive play of the year.  Stop what you’re doing check it out here. Aubrey Huff said, “Thank God that wasn’t me.”  No kidding.  Is there any doubt as to who ought to be patrolling right field?  And the stellar play preserved Madison Bumgarner’s first win of the year.  Coming into the game 0-6, had Bum let another one get away, he would have gone straight to South America and joined the priesthood. randychiu photo
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Sharks.. One Time!

Yeah, they were feeling confident…. ahead in the series 3-0, and ready to close it out.  But no, it started to slip away.   All the talking heads said the same thing.. “Oh, don’t let it get to a seventh game.”  Well, here we are. I know the Red Wings have tradition, a great history.  We get it.  But that doesn’t matter now.  If the Sharks don’t win the series at home tonight, that ugly “C” word will be in every headline tomorrow.  They’ll be forever referred to as the chokers of 2011, deserved or not.  So that cannot happen.  Do what you’ve been doing all season, call upon your skill and toughness… and suck it up.  Get it done tonight and let’s move on.  Please. pointnshoot photo
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Tim Lincecum.. What A Milestone…

When Tim Lincecum takes the hill tonight, he’ll do so as the Giants pitcher with the most double-digit strikeout games in franchise history.  The Giants ace recorded his 29th game with at least 10 strikeouts last week against the Mets.  He didn’t pass Carl Hubbell or Gaylord Perry or Juan Marichal.  No, he surpassed a record held by Christy Mathewson. Yeah, that Christy Mathewson..  the great New York Giants star of the early 1900s, and one of the “First Five” inductees into the Baseball Hall of Fame.  Just to have your name in the same sentence as Christy Mathewson has got to be humbling.  I imagine young Tim, who won’t be 27 until next month, realizes that.  Nice work, Timmy.  By the way, Mathewson’s career stats are mind-boggling.  He won 373 games, threw 79 shutouts, won 20 games 13 times…. and won 30 games four times.  And that’s why he’s on baseball’s Mount Rushmore… libraryofcongress photo
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Lakers Roll To Finals.. Oh Wait…

Who’s that?  Peja? Oh, he’s shooting for Dallas!  Every time he drained a three, I couldn’t help but think that he sent some Kings fans into a major state of arousal.  Nope, I was sure the Lakers would come back, as they had done so many times before.  Come on… they’re the two-time defending champions.  But nooo…not this time.  You got punked… swept in four.  So there won’t be any fawning over Kobe, for a little while anyway.  And how ‘bout the player ejections for those thuggish fouls?  Nice walk-off Lakers…. gutless and heartless.  Stay classy. wdpg photo
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Niners Unlikely Pick.. Is Alex…

Along with a lot of 49er fans, I follow Matt Maiocco, who’s great at uncovering plenty of juicy Niner Nuggets.  Even with the dark cloud hanging over the upcoming season, there was plenty to get excited about as the NFL draft played out over the weekend.  Yeah, their first round pick, Aldon Smith is someone to watch…. but there’s major buzz on Nevada quarterback Colin “The Cannon” Kaepernick. And now, Matt writes that Alex Smith will be back! Yikes.  The same Alex Smith who was practically ushered out of Candlestick at the end of last year?  The same Alex who got booed for every third down incompletion?  He’s not officially signed yet, but we know that new head coach Jim Harbaugh has given Alex… a playbook!  You can’t get those at Wal-Mart.  Can you imagine the redemption angle… the resurrection story should Alex Smith actually succeed?  I can’t believe I just said that.  I’d better get a drink. monica’s dad photo
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If Wiffle Ball Is Kickin’ Your Ass, I’ve Got Some Bad News For You…

Are we becoming a nation of wussies?  Or are we already there?  Saw a story in HolyTaco.com that reported that the state of New York has recently released a new list of “dangerous” activities that summer camps need to keep out of their programs.  A few things on the list:  Dodgeball, Wiffle Ball and Kickball.  Too dangerous?  Lawn darts I can understand.  Shooting BBs at each other?… okay, I get it.  But Dodgeball?  Of course you’ll get popped in the noggin’ a few times.  But it builds character.  I used to love Dodgeball… and I lived.  For God’s sakes, take a hit once in a while.  Let me tell you somethin’ kid…  If Wiffle Ball is kickin’ your ass, I’ve got some bad news for you… about life. mikeschinkel photo
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Shocker.. Bonds Was Evasive…

This time, Barry didn’t get a walk.  It’s a conviction on a single count of obstruction of justice.  The jurors couldn’t decide on the perjury stuff.  Well, actually on one of the perjury counts, they did decide…. except for a lone holdout.  I don’t want to minimize the judicial process, but this is an awful lot of time, effort, testimony, migraine inducing research and money… for this result.  In the end, it was determined that Barry Bonds was evasive.  Yikes.. that’s some breaking news.  And, as in life… a group of people aren’t always on the same page, are they?  Matter of fact, I don’t think you can get 12 people to agree that the sun goes down at night. kevinrushforth photo
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The Last Goodbye…

Wouldn’t you know it.. the last night will be filled with Lakers fans.  You don’t think they’ll rub it in our faces do you?  Well, what can you do?  What is likely to be the Kings final game in Sacramento will elicit plenty of emotions, not just at the arena but for thousands of fans watching the broadcast.  Anger, sadness, pride, futility, frustration, loss… yeah, we feel all of that.  Near the end of “The Cincinnati Kid,” Ladyfingers asks.. “You still playin’ Kid?”  He says softly.. “No, I’m through.”
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Kings.. You’ll Miss These Fans…

I guess the sad truth is that Marcos Breton is right, when he wrote “If the Kings leave Sacramento after 26 years, it’s not because any one person is at fault or the community failed.  The NBA simply doesn’t work in Sacramento…”  We’re a small market, not enough corporate money, no mega TV deal… the same story we’ve heard over and over again about cities not named New York, LA or Miami.  And as the final games play out in what will likely be the last Kings season in Sacramento, I realize that they really have left a legacy.  Come on, the thrilling moments… with Vlade, CWebb, Mike Bibby, the Conference Finals.. are too many to count.  And when it was so loud at Arco you couldn’t even think.. well that just doesn’t happen everywhere.  So it doesn’t matter if you move to Anaheim, Kansas City, Jackson Hole or the Ukraine… you’ll never have fans like you’ve had in Sacramento.  26 years.  All in all, it’s been a pretty good run. RMTip21 photo
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Dodger Stadium Scum…

Giants fan Bryan Stow lies in a coma while battling life-threatening brain injuries after he was brutally assaulted in the Dodger Stadium parking lot.  As much as I detest the Dodgers, even I can’t believe the perpetrators are actual baseball fans.  No, you are criminals, thugs… who deserve to be locked up for a long time.  Though I’m sure LAPD is on the case, why is this taking so long?  This wasn’t random violence in downtown LA… this was on stadium property immediately following a game.  A hundred witnesses not enough for you?  And what about security?  I believe there’s wall-to-wall surveillance for every inch of Walmart, Thunder Valley, or the local Shell station.  But not for Chavez Ravine.  And the tone coming from Dodgers officials seems to suggest that they’re happy the majority of fans had a great time… and only a few were beaten.  If the O’Malleys still owned the Dodgers, they wouldn’t have stood for this.  I’m guessing those geniuses in the clown car run by the McCourts.. don’t have a clue.  At AT & T Park, the Giants will pay tribute to Bryan Stow and collect donations on his behalf on April 11th, the series opener against…. the Dodgers. jondoeforty1 photo
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My Plan To Save Natomas...

Dale Kasler and Ryan Lillis point out in the Bee today that “if any place figures to get clobbered by the Kings’ exit, it would be Natomas, the team’s home since relocating from Kansas City in 1985.”  Obviously a lot of businesses, especially restaurants and bars,  will feel the sting if all those fans don’t have any games to go to.  Let’s see...  there’s Malabar, a Hooters, lots of taquerias, rib joints and sushi places that need to stay afloat in this dismal economy.  The experts are making this too complicated.   Here’s my plan.  Every now and then, we’ll get 17,000 former Kings fans to meet up near Truxel.  We’ll take about $285.00 out of our wallets that would have represented tickets, parking, beers and snacks.  Then we’ll put the money back into our wallets… and go eat.  It’ll feel like a bargain.  Let’s start with some wings! virtualern photo
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NBA Players Save A Life…

Until last week, the details of this story (originally reported by Gary Woelfel of journaltimes.com) were not widely known.  Seven years ago, former Los Angeles Clippers coach Kim Hughes was diagnosed with prostate cancer.  A biopsy showed  his cancer was much worse than he believed, and after finding out the Clippers organization (the evil Donald Sterling) would not cover the cost of surgery, some of his players stepped up.  Corey Maggette, Marko Jaric, Chris Kamen and Elton Brand quietly and without fanfare… chipped in to pay for the expensive surgery that would save the life of their friend and coach.  As for Donald Sterling, his pathetic record speaks for itself. keith allison photo
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Bracket Mania…

Here’s some stuff to ponder while you’re checking your bracket.   TheSmokingjacket.com reports that the official name of March Madness is the NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Championship, but no one says that. .. There used to be a lot fewer teams.  As late as 1950, there were only eight teams in the tournament. .. A 16 seed has never won its opening round game. .. The FBI estimates that $2.5 billion is illegally wagered each year on March Madness.  Right.  Any time you’re talking about illegal action, just triple that number. .. The odds of getting 100 percent of your bracket right is one in 147.57 quintillion.  You have a better chance of hiring Gilbert Gottfried… twice. .. And finally, NEVER beg someone who knows nothing about basketball… to throw in 10 bucks and hand in their bracket.  He/She will win it all. david reber photo
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Welcome To Palookaville…

The Kings were tough last night against the Magic.  They played their hearts out and came up a little short.  It’s the story of the season.  Well, not the big story, which is that they’re probably on their way out.  I can’t help but watch these games with sadness, with regret… that smart people couldn’t find a way to keep our team here.  I agree with Marcos Breton, that this should have all been worked out before the eleventh hour.  Yeah, it’s complicated, but I know how Kansas City fans must have felt when their Kings left town.  But at least they still have the Royals and the Chiefs.  And now Kansas City does have a new basketball arena… and they still can’t get an NBA team.  Right now, Hartford, Connecticut is the largest media market without a major sports franchise.  So I guess we’ll take over that distinction. Dubious.  With all due respect, we’re about to become Modesto.  Oh, and I hear that LA fans are dying to have the Kings.  Right.  That interest level is on fire… right after the Lakers, Dodgers, Angels, Clippers, Trojans, Bruins, Ducks, Pluto, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Knott’s Berry Farm and Charlie Sheen.  Then the Kings.  Yeah, you’ll be big news in LA.  Hilarious.  Up here in Palookaville?   We’ll live.  But it won’t be the same. cogdogblog photo
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There’s No Crying In Basketball…

So the Miami Heat have lost their last four.   They’re pressing, they’re rattled… they’re giving away opportunities.  Yeah, life is tough in the NBA.  And immediately in the spotlight was head coach Erik Spoelstra, who admitted that some of his players were bawling in the locker room  after their latest late-game choke job.  There’s nothing wrong with getting emotional…. with wanting to win.  Guys cry all the time… that’s no big deal.  What surprised me  was when coach Spoelstra seemed utterly shocked that the media would make “crying” the headline.  Are you nuts?  I knew that would be the lead story as soon as I heard the clip.  If you don’t want to be the star of “The Crying Game,” then shut the hell up. Columnist Jason Whitlock has a great story here. rabble photo
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Let’s Just Be Glad.. We Had Some Time To Spend Together…

It’s an insult, a slap-in-the face, it’s heartbreaking… it’s long overdue.  However way you want to describe your feelings, you get the sense that our NBA franchise is leaving town. Of course the Maloofs are frustrated…so are the fans.   Who wouldn’t be?    And although talk of relocation has come up before, this time it feels more sinister.  In the midst of all this negativity, the Kings shocked the Orlando Magic last night with a gutsy, spectacular performance.  I thought of all of the unforgettable moments we’ve been witness to…  with Vlade, Peja, C-Webb and Spud Webb.  The last-second wins, holding on against the Lakers… the decibel level so high you couldn’t hear yourself think.  Yeah, we’re small market but we’re proud.  At least we were.  I’ll keep a good thought…. For The Good Times.
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Dunk This…

In the days of Michael Jordan, Dominique Wilkins and even the great Spud Webb, the NBA Slam Dunk Contest used to be an earth shattering event.  It seems like the “cool factor” has worn off a bit now.  Not as many slammers want to get involved, for a variety of reasons.  Maybe it’s the risk of injury… maybe it’s the money (isn’t it always the money?).  Maybe it’s because just about every conceivable outrageous dunk has been done already.  And it used to be just a guy and a ball.  Nowadays, there are supporting actors, guys jumping over candles, people holding props, choreographed dunk routines.   What is this… an episode of Glee?  Still, there is that moment when someone blows the roof off.  It could happen.
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So He Hates SF…

I’m sure you’ve seen the story by now… San Diego Padres ace pitcher Mat Latos has signed a few baseballs with “I Hate SF” under his signature.  I guess he’s having a little fun, and the sale of the baseballs will raise money for charity.  Good.  But thanks for reminding me of last season’s closing days.  The Padres owned the Giants last year, and the NL West title came down to the final day, with you on the mound.   As I recall, not only did you fail to beat the Giants in Game 162, you gave up a triple in the gap… to lefty Jonathan “Let’s Watch Him Go” Sanchez.   As they say in poker, “You don’t have to win every hand… just the last one.”  So we’re lookin’ forward to a great rivalry again this year… with you on the hill, backed up by Adrian Gonzalez.  Oh wait..  you don’t have Adrian anymore, do you? SD Dirk photo
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NFL Damage Control.. Where Are My Seats?

The Super Bowl is over, but the NFL is still dealing with about 400 unhappy fans who lost their seats after the temporary seating at Cowboys Stadium was declared unsafe.  During the game, the displaced ticket holders did what I did… watched the game on TV.  Who wouldn’t be ticked off?  The league was offering refunds worth triple the face value of their tickets. Hilarious.  I’d want triple the value of the scalper’s price… and remuneration for the airfare and the ridiculous hotel rates I had to cough up.  The NFL is also inviting these fans to next year’s Super Bowl.  What if I’m a die-hard Packers fan and I just missed my chance to see history?  Unless my team returns to the Super Bowl, why the hell would I want to see next year’s game?  And another thing.  If Jerry Jones had spent a little less time trying to set the Super Bowl attendance record with that Party Plaza scam, and a little more time taking care of real ticket holders, this may not have happened.  Well, the NFL says they’re conducting “a thorough review.”  Which usually means.. “You’re out of luck.. have a great day.”
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Poor Christina Aguilera…

Is it the worst thing to botch the lyrics to the national anthem on the biggest stage in the world?  No.  It wasn’t the first time that an embarrassing gaffe has happened, and it won’t be the last.  And I don’t doubt that you love this country.  I also don’t doubt that you are what I thought you were:  a spoiled, self-centered diva… who has absolutely no sense of style, taste, or the appropriateness of the moment.  You had to make it all about you.  And the way things are these days… you’ll probably become more famous than ever.  But there are lots of dumbass entertainers who, for some reason, become spectacularly popular.  “Twilight’s last reaming??”  Pathetic.
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The Kings Did What?

If I didn’t see it, I wouldn’t have believed it.  The Kings, doing their best impression of the worst team in basketball for much of this season, shocked the World Champion Lakers on Friday night in LA… then closed out the Hornets (who’d won TEN in a row) on Saturday.  And when did DeMarcus Cousins become Karl Malone?  I don’t know, and I really don’t care.  The much vilified home club has their hands full with the Boston Celtics tomorrow… and it won’t get any easier the rest of the way.  But it doesn’t matter.  For one brief shining moment… they were the real deal.  And the coach, the players and the fans should not forget what that was like. sacbee photo
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Back To Leather Helmets.. Seriously?

In the current edition of HBO’s Real Sports, Bryant Gumbel visits with Troy Aikman. The former Super Bowl star knows a thing or two about head trauma, having suffered four or five or ten concussions in his illustrious career.  His take on the brutality of the game might surprise some.  Aikman:  “I think that we’re at a real crossroads, as it relates to the grassroots of our sport, because if I had a 10-year-old boy, I don’t know that I’d be real inclined to encourage him to play football, in light of what we’re learning about head injury.”  He went on to say.. “The only way you’re gonna eliminate helmet to helmet contact is to take the helmets off. Go back to leather helmets.  I mean, I think – a defensive player would be much less inclined to lead with his head, if he had no protection.”  I get the impression he wasn’t trying to be funny.   We’ve all seen the recent studies that seem to link head trauma in sports…. to early onset of dementia and Alzheimer’s disease, even ALS.  And there’s nothing funny about that. fotosearch photo
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Story ‘Bout A Man Named Jed…

What a difference a week makes.  For a while there, Jed York was the most famous Jed since the Clampetts pulled into Beverly Hills, but without the respect.   49er fans wanted Jed York run out of town on a rail.  ”You Bozo!  You’re in over your head!  Sell the team!  You can’t play with the big boys!”  You get the idea.  Then he pulled it off. He reeled in the biggest fish in the ocean, when he landed the most sought-after coach in football…. Jim Harbaugh.  Of course, that doesn’t guarantee anything, but you can be sure… it settled the waters.  And the Niner Nation is now officially giddy.  Now, all the frenzied chatter is about QB.  “But we don’t have a quarterback!”   No kidding?  Yeah, I think Mr. Harbaugh realizes that.  He’ll get one… so try to keep your panties on. zimbio photo
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The Vic Wertz Curse.. By The Numbers…

Oh no, Giants fans aren’t superstitious.  Not much.  We all know that 56 years of futility came to an end on November 1, 2011.  And my good friend Pete Dufour was living and dying with every pitch, as a lot of us were.  But Pete’s little mind was working overtime.  He saw the truth… he saw reality of what he calls “The Curse of Vic Wertz”..  which is now, of course,  over.  There were signs in the playoffs… The Mays catch was 56 years ago… The Renteria over-the-shoulder grab had Torres, number 56, looking on.   The 3-G commercial that aired soon after… showed a phone with the time, 10:54.  Yeah, October, 1954… the last World Championship.  You get the idea.  And there’s a lot more.  You’ll love it here in the Auburn Journal. Nice work Peter. annarbor photo
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49ers Will Take.. Door Number Three…

I can’t stand it.  A new head coach is bound to be named soon, and the suspense is palpable.  And we love the rumors, don’t we?  Harbaugh’s going to Michigan.. no he’s not.  The Stanford coach has been linked to offers from the Dolphins, the Broncos, the Raiders and the Bad News Bears.  Bill Cowher?  Not even a mention.  Jon Gruden?  Not interested.  What about Brian Billick?  Hey, any guy who can win the Super Bowl with Trent Dilfer is a genius… or a magician.  And there’s Marty Mornhinweg, former Lions coach who’s now the offensive coordinator for the Eagles.  They average nearly 400 yards of offense a game. Of course, as David Fucillo points out, the Eagles have Michael Vick.  Jimmy Ray could run that offense.  Okay, maybe not… wsj photo
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Ken Burns.. Goin’ To The ‘Tenth’…

If Ken Burns is involved, I’m gonna have to watch it.  He’s responsible for some of the most eloquent stories ever told on television…. The Civil War, Baseball, Jazz, the War and so many others.  The award winning filmmaker has decided to revisit Baseball with The Tenth Inning. The two-night, four-hour film begins where the original left off in 1994 and continues through 2009, covering the steroids era, The Strike and “The Greatest World Series Ever Played.”  And I’m happy to say my fellow Giants lover and Sacramento Bee writer and author Marcos Breton is featured prominently in the film.  Don’t miss it September 28 – 29 on PBS.
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How Is Jerry Kramer NOT In The Hall Of Fame?

After watching the Pro Football Hall of Fame ceremonies over the weekend, I couldn’t help but think about some guys who have been passed over.  It’s been said that this hall is the toughest to get into.  No kidding?  The Green Bay Packers were the greatest team of their generation.  Look at any film of the famous Green Bay Power Sweep, and Jerry Kramer is leading the way.  Yup, teams knew it was coming and they still couldn’t stop it.  Jerry made one of the most crucial blocks in NFL history, allowing Bart Starr to sneak into the end zone in the famous “Ice Bowl.”  An All-Pro 5 times, he helped the Packers win 5 World Championships… and he’s the only member of the NFL’s 50th Anniversary All-Time team that is NOT in Canton. And it bothers me that there’s a whole generation of football fans who don’t even know who Jerry Kramer is.  I suppose he’ll be voted in someday…. I hope they don’t wait until he’s gone. "Instant Replay" photo
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Birthday Wishes For the Say Hey Kid

I guess I didn’t realize it at the time, but I grew up in baseball’s “golden era.”  My friends and I lived for those sun-drenched, wind-blown afternoons at Candlestick Park…. watching the likes of Willie McCovey, Juan Marichal and the greatest of them all… Willie Mays.  Yup, we got to see Sandy Koufax, Bob Gibson, Henry Aaron and Roberto Clemente in their primes.  Boy, were we spoiled.  Mr. Mays, still my idol, was the greatest of them all…  and he celebrates his 79th birthday today.  The Say Hey Kid is the subject of a terrific new biography, ‘Willie Mays:  The Life, the Legend’ by James S. Hirsch.  Here’s a wonderful review by David Takami of the Seattle Times.
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Don't Tase Me Bro

We’ve all seen this before… game gets disrupted by a fan who runs onto the field. But I was a little surprised to see a police officer use a Taser gun to take the guy down during a Phillies game.  Was that a little too much force?  Maybe.  But if you don’t wanna get rocked, stay off the damn field. I think umpires should carry tasers as well.  It might cut down on complaints.  “Get back in the box, meat.”
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